Tilly's Tattler-Special Edition


I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU!

Press Conference Planned

Captain, the Honorable Lee Nelson-Crane has agreed to a press conference following his brilliant intercept of a possible disaster to Washington D.C. from a test satellite launch by the People's Republic gone wrong.

He was in deep trouble with the U.S. government for taking it upon himself to divert the rocket to a harmless slide on Arctic ice, against presidential orders.

However, the rocket had been sabotaged and had it continued on its way, Washington would have suffered damage, as well as bio hazards.

Charges against the captain were dropped and there's a new president of the U.S. now.



DIGITAL EYE SAVES THE DAY

Using a little technical know how, Nelson-Crane sacrificed his digital eye to use it as an intercept guidance system to move the errant rocket out of harm's way. It is unknown if the U.S. government will foot the bill for another replacement.

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Sketch of the gallant captain who had his eye on the potential threat while Washington slept, figuratively.